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1 spooky on Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:13 am

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just got in from work. As I was switching the ignition off, I noticed the odometer...
30,000.0 miles dead on.

2 Re: spooky on Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:20 am

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timing!

3 Re: spooky on Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:19 pm

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spooky would have been it stopped on 666. affraid

4 Re: spooky on Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:07 am

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5 Re: spooky on Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:14 pm

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One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the ostrich. The cat orders half a pint, and refuses to tip the bartender. The bartender tells them their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78.

The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back to the bar. They order the same thing as the day before, and again the cat is really rude to the bartender and won't tip him. The bartender tells them that their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78.

The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back into the bar. This time the man and the ostrich order a double scotch. The cat orders a scotch and is rude to the bartender. The bartender smiles to himself, knowing that there is no chance the man will get the exact amount of money, and he's getting pissed at the cheapskate cat. He tells the man that their bill is $15.63.

The man reaches into his pocket and gets the exact change! The bartender is astonished. He asks the man how he always gets the right amount of change.

The man tells him, "Well, one day I came across a lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came out. He told me I could have any three wishes I wanted. My first wish was that I could reach into my pocket and get the exact change of anything I was buying."

"Very smart," said the bartender.

"My second wish was to have a high tolerance for alcohol."

"Good choice!" the bartender exclaimed. "What was your third wish?"

"Well, that wasn't too bright on my part. I wished for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."

6 Re: spooky on Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:40 am

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was fueling up this morning and when I got to the till, the cost turned out to be my debit card pin number

7 Re: spooky on Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:18 pm

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:was fueling up this morning and when I got to the till, the cost turned out to be my debit card pin number
what 1645 ?


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8 Re: spooky on Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:28 pm

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he, he, he, try harder Dave. I have already accidentally posted a helmet cam video of me punching it in at an cash point. Promptly changed it. But to be fair, you were close. It is also 4 digits long.

9 Re: spooky on Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:58 pm

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its 6145 dave silent

10 Re: spooky on Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:43 pm

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lol!


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11 Re: spooky on Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:47 pm

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:its 6145 dave silent

£61.45 to fill his bike up? affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid

12 Re: spooky on Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:16 pm

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was going to say a 4 digit ill up!

i put a fiver in the bike to get home tonight must have looked like a right tight fecker!

13 Re: spooky on Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:34 am

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I have worked out a tenner takes me to work and home for 2 days as there is no point in carrying extra fuel weight. So to even things up I sometimes just put £4 or £5 . And does feel weird.

14 Re: spooky on Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:06 am

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bloody hell! £10 fills my bike up and can get 110-120 miles from that Smile 51.2mpg as well Very Happy

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