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Paddy goes to the doctors on Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:52 pm
Grumpyowl
Posts: 1405
Join date: 2010-09-30
Location: Dronfield Derbyshire
Paddy weighs 20stone so his doctor puts him on a diet.
I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days Paddy then skip a day,eat for 2 days skip a day,eat for 2 days skip a day, keep this up for 2 weeks then come back to see me, you should lose 5Lbs.
When Paddy came back he shocked the doctor by having lost 4stone.
"Thats amazing" Paddy the Doc said.
Paddy nodded... "I'll tell you be Jesus, I taut I would drop down dead by the tird day".
"from hunger" said the Doc ?
..."No from all dat skipping".
I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days Paddy then skip a day,eat for 2 days skip a day,eat for 2 days skip a day, keep this up for 2 weeks then come back to see me, you should lose 5Lbs.
When Paddy came back he shocked the doctor by having lost 4stone.
"Thats amazing" Paddy the Doc said.
Paddy nodded... "I'll tell you be Jesus, I taut I would drop down dead by the tird day".
"from hunger" said the Doc ?
..."No from all dat skipping".
