Asda carpark Warning.

Whilst packing your shopping into the car, you may be approached by 2 fit 20 year old Eastern European girls in tight tiny tops.

They wash yor windscreen with their breasts pushed up against the glass and only ask for a lift to the next Asda for payment.

On the way they strip off and perform Oral sex on each other.
One will then climb into the front and perform a sex act on you while the other one Nicks your wallet.

I had mine Stolen last Thursday, Friday Saturday and twice on Sunday.
Also once again Today

So be careful. Oh and PS you can buy wallets for 99p in Poundstretcher.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Pmsl, now where did I put that old wallet. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Oh thats an old joke...except on the version I heard the women where men and it was a bit ruder!!

Rose wrote:Oh thats an old joke...except on the version I heard the women where men and it was a bit ruder!!

yep I cleaned it up for the faint hearted

that's where I lost my wallet. damn

Usually shop at Sainsbury's........been meaning to try Asda sometime