Gonna be a bear

In this life I’m a woman. In the next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown cute cuddly cubs, I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat everyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear

I must have married a bear

it was the hairy legs that gave it away hey peejay